You may not have noticed, but Eva Longoria is in the a movie, ‘Over Her Dead Body’. I guess Eva plays a fiancee that dies and doesn’t like the fact that her would-be husband has moved on, so what does Eva do? She comes back and haunts the new couple of course. The only thing worse than having Eva Longoria come back and haunt you, is knowing that Eva Longoria is alive and making movies. If her starring in a movie isn’t enough to prevent you from watching it, there is also this little nugget that you may be interested to find out: Eva Longoria’s pee smells like asparagus. Now who can get onboard with anyone like that?

-Brandin