The LonelyReviewer Show: Episode 6: To Boldly Go…

The LonelyReviewer Show: Episode 6: To Boldly Go…

lr-Podcast-ArtworkIn Episode 6 of the LonelyReviewer show, we boldly go, where no man has gone before…sort of. In this new episode Justin and I discuss the new Star Trek film, and somehow manage to completely avoid spoiling it! We also talk a bit about JJ Abrams, and our thoughts about what’s on the horizon for him.

Take a listen, there are two chances to win REDBOX codes in the show, and, as a THIRD way to win, if you comment below, you might ALSO win a free redbox rental. I’ve got a ton of codes, so you have a REALLY good chance to win.

Enjoy the episode below, download directly here, subscribe in iTunes, and for you non-iTunes people, you can find the feed here!

 

The LonelyReviewer Show is produced in conjunction with Justin’s blog Another Empty Glass

Video of the Week: The ’74 Great Gatsby Trailer Recut

Video of the Week: The ’74 Great Gatsby Trailer Recut

Happy Monday readers! This great recut of the 1974 trailer using the style and music of Luhrmann’s adaptation dropped over the weekend. Expertly done. Enjoy!

Film Review: 21 Jump Street

Film Review: 21 Jump Street

When the trailer for “21 Jump Street” first came out, my initial reaction was an extremely loud groan. To describe the last few buddy-cop comedies that have come out in the past few years as underwhelming would be too forgiving (‘Cop Out,’ and ‘The Other Guys,’ come to mind). So here we are, a few years later, and 80s staple ’21 Jump Street’ is being rehashed as an action-comedy vehicle with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. The fortunate thing here is, the filmmakers realize that most people are going to into this film with that in mind, and act accordingly. [Read more...]

PREVIEW REVIEW: October 14th, 2011

PREVIEW REVIEW: October 14th, 2011

Sorry I’m a little late on this one guys, my wife just gave birth to our first kid last night, so I’ve been distracted….and the lack of sleep might make this weeks review either less funny or overly vicious
so bear with me.

THE BIG YEAR

Now I love me some Steve Martin.  I love me some Steve Martin so much that I will even go out of my way to see shit like It’s Complicated, just for the single glimmer of hope to see Steve Martin be funny again.  And yes, I have even seen not one, but BOTH Pink Panther movies…but alas, the days of The Jerk and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels are behind us and Steve Martin has succumbed to just being “kinda amusing” and it’s a damn shame.  This movie looks like no exception. It’s a movie with Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson all bird watching.  Could be funny, but judging from the preview, it just seems like the kind of movie that producers say “Throw Martin, Black and Wilson together in a movie.”  ”Well….is there a script?”  ”Fuck the script….make em’ watch birds or something.”  And bingo.  Looks like sub-par, but trust me, if I could stomach Cheaper By The Dozen 2, then I can stomach this just for the sweet possibility of some vintage Steve Martin.

PREDICTION:  2 stars

FOOTLOOSE

How I feel about this movie is how I feel about terrible things that happen far away in other countries.  It really sucks, but I’m glad I don’t have to deal with it.  Same thing here.  I have to say that out of the nearly 5000 movies I have seen, I have never actually seen the original Footloose.  I do love Kevin Bacon, I just never had any reason to watch a movie about a town that’s banned dancing.  I don’t get it.  Can’t you just dance at the next town over?  And why dancing? Are there no murders and rapes and violent crimes in this town that the police have nothing better to ban but dancing.  And if that’s the case, then the crime value statistics of living in this town must be through the roof positive.  It seems like you can walk down the street in this town wearing solid diamond sunglasses with $100.00 bills dripping from your pockets and not have to worry about getting mugged, but the fucking selfish ass people in the town STILL have to find something to complain about, so they want to DANCE!  Jesus.  Well, this is a remake of that ridiculous premise, and it doesn’t even have the charm that Kevin Bacon can bring to light up any dark room.  So not only could I give two flying fuckweeds about Footloose WITH Kevin Bacon, you can imagine how I feel about this diarrhea without him. Wham, bam, no thank you ma’am.

PREDICTION:  1 star

THE THING

So what is this movie?  A remake or a sequel or a prequel?  As far as I can tell, it’s a prequel to the awesome, kick ass, 1982 masterpiece The Thing which in my opinion still has some of, if not the best, horror FX ever put on film.  5 star movie.  This one…not so much.  I mean, if it’s a prequel, then why is everyone in it American, because we all know that it was actually a group of Norwegians who discovered The Thing and it looks like a bunch of Americans in this movie.  Also, if it’s a prequel and not a flat out remake, like it’s being hyped as, then is it set in 1982 like the first one?  Because all the tech seems pretty up to date.  Now, all of that aside, the preview doesn’t look horrible, but it doesn’t look great either.  I could deal with a sequel to one of my favorite movies of all time, but what I will complain about is that if you’re going to go balls out and try to replicate the sheer awesomeness of the original, why would you slack and make all the FX CGI?  The amazing charm of the first one was mostly due to the FX, which just hit it out of the park.  CGI is not enduring, looks flat and also messy and cheap.  Sure, they might hold a scare the first time you see it, but in 5 years, they’ll look old and detached, which then takes me out of the movie completely. Whereas the original, the FX still hold up to this day for me.  The scene where they’re testing the blood with the hot wire still gives me chills to this day, and I fucking know what happens! So I feel this is wasted potential.  I feel like if some filmmaker could just come out and blow everyone away with a horror film using state of the art PRACTICAL FX, then the movie would blow everyone away.  Splinter is the closest I’ve seen to that, but certainly not The Thing prequel.

PREDICTION:  2 1/2 stars

That’s it for this week.

Let Me In…As To the Whys of This Remake

Let Me In…As To the Whys of This Remake

You’ll have to forgive me ahead of time, as this write-up may turn out to be just a mental meandering as I try to come up with a rationale for why what I just watched exists.  It’s hard to find a flaw with Matt Reeves’ 2010 film, Let Me In.  It’s beautifully shot, the atmosphere and mood is dense and lingering, and the acting from principles Kodi Smit-McPhee and Chloe Grace Moretz are expectedly spot on (their respective work in The Road and Kick-Ass solidified their ability to bring character and nuance to a role [well, I suppose as much nuance as one could be expected to bring to a character like Hit-Girl]).  All of the pieces are there and they all work well.  In fact, this is an excellent film and one that I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend if someone asked.  So what’s the problem?  The problem for me is: what’s the point?  That’s the question I’ve been mulling over since I took the DVD out of my player.  You see, this is film was already made back in 2008.

Let Me In is a remake of the Swedish film Let the Right One In (which, in turn, was an adaptation of the book of the same name), and best as I can tell, it’s almost exactly the same in most respects, from mood, to set design, to dialogue, to shots, even down to haircuts.  Reeves has exorcised a few key scenes from the Swedish film; first (and mercifully) that dreadfully silly cat scene (a scene that, for me, completely disrupted the somber, heavy mood of the film) and second, the scene where Eli (renamed Abby in the American remake) reveals her/his mutilated genital area, which was a quick scene, but kind of an important one as it visually drove home the questionable androgyny of the vampire and helped put in perspective the relationship that was forming between Eli/Abby and Oskar/Owen.  Is it sexual?  Can it be sexual?  In the context of the bullying that Owen goes through in the film (and it’s pretty brutal), the relationship could be expressive of a budding homosexuality and the stigma attached to that.  All of this was expressed very well in that quick shot of Eli as s/he puts on a gown and we see the scar of what used to there.  It was impressive and important, and given the nature of this remake, it was interesting that it wasn’t there (although, given our seemingly random puritanical tendencies, I wouldn’t be at all surprised that the decision to not put that shot in there wasn’t Reeves’ decision).  But these differences aside, the only thing that really, truly separates the Swedish film from the American remake is the fact that the film is in English.  Which brings me back to why?

This isn’t the first time a film has been remade with such specific precision.  In fact, the film that came to mind as I finished watching Let Me In was Michael Haneke’s Funny GamesFunny Games was originally an Austrian film that Haneke remade in English in 2008.  A shot-for-shot remake of his original film, the only real purpose that came across as to why Haneke devoted his energy was to bring the film to an audience that it may not have reached before, due to language barriers.  Subtitles aren’t for everyone, and for those who prefer not to read while absorbing a film, a remake in an audience’s native language does allow for a film to reach a wider audience.  In the case of Haneke, he was retelling his own story and seems to want to share the film with the English-speaking world (or, I suppose, in the specific case of Funny Games, criticize Americans for their horror movie-driven lust for blood [but I digress]).  Reeves sort of seems to want to do this with Tomas Alfredson’s film, in the way that a musician may cover a smaller band’s phenomenal song, introducing an audience to music they may have never had a chance to hear of, which would explain the shot-for-shot-ness of the whole remake.  But where I get lost is that a) I don’t think Let the Right One In missed much of the audience that Let Me In would be aimed at (specifically, the vampire genre-loving folks) and b) Reeves seems to have set out to make his own film, based on the fact that he’s listing himself as the writer and director of this film, which I guess in the literal sense is factual (this is also based on the Making-Of bonus feature on the disc where Reeves distinctly notes that he is adapting the book, not the film).  If Reeves’ goal was like Haneke’s, bringing a story to an audience that it may not have reached otherwise, he might have put too much of himself into the film to actively support this as the case for the remake.  And if his goal was to put his version of the book out on film, Let Me In is so alarmingly close to Let the Right One In that this argument is almost completely invalidated.  Which, again, brings me back to: so why?

In a vacuum, were you to stumble across either Let the Right One In or Let Me In, you would not be lesser off for seeing one over the other.  Ignoring that the other exists, each film is beautiful, well crafted, and an excellent story (and excellent storytelling).  But given that they both exist, and that language is really the biggest difference between the two films, it left me lingering with the question I started with (and ended almost every paragraph of this discussion with): why?  This film experience is sort of like hearing a great story about a friend, then retelling it as if it’s your own story.  Sure, the story is great and there’s something to gain from retelling to others, but it just feels sort of, I don’t know, disingenuous in claiming it as your own.  Let Me In is a great story; I’m just not sure I understand if it’s Reeves’ story or Alfredson’s.

This Week in Television – Premiere Week

This Week in Television – Premiere Week

This is a new weekly column that will take a look at what is going on the ol’ boob tube! Wait. I don’t believe my TV has any tubes…

House M.D.

Everyone’s favorite Doctor is back in its 7th season, and it picks up literally where the last left off. (Quick Recap) Season 6 ended with House losing his patient, and running home to his last stash of Vicodin, and being stopped by Cuddy, who is most definitely not a hallucination this time around.

Cuddy and House spend the entire day at House’s apartment, basically building a foundation of their relationship. It is clear that much of this season will involve the “Huddy” relationship, and how it affects them and the rest of House’s staff and friends.

I love House because despite its repeating formula, the side stories of the characters are what keep the audience engaged. And occasionally, they do an episode unlike any of the others (I’m looking at you last years special season premiere that was essentially a mental hospital drama).

I think the season is definitely off to a good start and I can’t wait to see where it goes.

The Event

ABC’s last Lost replacement failed (Flashforward, which I got into and was sad to see it canceled), so now NBC is stepping up to the plate with a new event drama, called…The Event.

The first episode was thrilling, edge of your seat action, but honestly, I have no clue what direction the show is headed in. Am I interested? Yes. But the pilot focused so much on the “crazy” event that we didn’t get to learn more about the characters. Stay tuned for episode 2 next week.

Modern Family

Fresh off their Emmy wins, the ABC sitcom returns with a strong episode featuring an amusing situation with Cam and Mitchell trying to put together a castle for Lily, and Jay lending a hand. I enjoyed this show right away last year, and I’m glad to see it return.

The Office

Everyone is waiting to see how this season goes, we all know its Steve Carrell’s last, who will take over, what new story arcs will this season bring? The premiere introduced the new office assistant, who just so happens to be Michael Scott’s nephew. I enjoyed the episode, especially the lip-sync open. Off to a good start, I hope they can sustain it.

Outsourced

NBC’s new culture shock comedy telling the story of Todd Dempsy (Ben Rappaport) as an American office manager sent to India to manage a Mumbai call center staffed with a bunch of misfits. The pilot wasn’t anything that blew me away, but it has potential to grow. I’ll give it a few more chances, as long as it stays away from the heavy Indian stereotyping.

Hawaii 5-0

Didn’t make it through past the first commercial break. (Sorry CBS) I may give it another chance…

Shows I missed before writing this article: Lone Star, Boardwalk Empire, Bleep My Dad Says, and Fringe. I’ll follow up before the end of theweekend with an update of those shows!

Cameron Talks “Avatar” Sequels

James Cameron is one week away from the opening of “Avatar,” one of the most talked about movies of the year.  Already the question is being asked, ‘what’s next?’  Cameron is said to be working on a remake of “Fantastic Voyage,” the story of scientists shrunk down and placed into the blood stream of a patient.  However, he’ll only be producing.  What about an “Avatar” sequel?  Cameron says it’s very possible.

Cameron says that he can envision a second and third movie in the story and, in fact, it’ll be cheaper than the first.  Part of the high cost of the first movie came from the cost to create the programs to animate the movie.  Cameron says with that cost out of the way, the cost of any sequel would be much cheaper than the first movie.

Press screenings of “Avatar” have started only in the past few days and, so far, the reviews are very good.  Both Variety and the Hollywood Reporter have positive reviews.

Demension Considering “Amity” Re-Do

Bloody Disgusting is reporting that the Weinsten Company and Demension is considering remaking “The Amityville Horror.”  As you no doubt recall, the original film was released in 1979 and starred James Brolin and Margot Kidder.  The movie was then re-made in 2005, with Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George playing the parents whose family was terrorized by spirits.  That movie grossed over $100 million, so, I understand the desire to remake a movie that’s barely even cold…  No wait, I don’t.

While all of this is going on, MGM owns the rights to “The Amityville Tapes,” another story about the house that was reportedly haunted.  Is this going to put a crimp in the Weinstein/Demension’s plans?  Is MGM just going to sit there and do nothing?  Is this entire story something that’s going to fall apart before even a single scene is shot?  Yeah, probably.

Rami Starts Family Thriller Division

Ghost House Pictures, the production company run by Sam Rami has announced that they’re starting Spooky Pictures, a division designed to create thrillers for family audiences.  Their first production will be a re-make of “The Substitute.”  It’s based on a Danish movie about a sixth-grade class that tires to warn their parents that their substitute teacher is an alien being.  (Oh, and he’s evil…  Did I mention that?)  Scott Derickson, the writer and director of the “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” remake, will write and direct.  Warner Bros. will distribute.

First Look: A Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

The teaser trailer for the remake of ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street,’ has been released. The film is being remade by Platinum Dunes, Michael Bay’s horror movie “reimagining” company. Jackie Earle Haley plays Freddy Krueger.

The film is being directed by Samuel Bayer and is the first feature for the music video director.

What do you guys think?