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	<title>Lonely Reviewer.com</title>
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		<title>Netflix Shuts Down Red Envelope Banner</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/23/netflix-shuts-down-red-envelope-banner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Netflix is shutting the doors on Red Envelope, the theatrical distribution and production banner it had started almost 3 years ago.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/netflix-logo.jpg" height="131" width="215" />Netflix is shutting the doors on Red Envelope, the theatrical distribution and production banner it had started almost 3 years ago. <a href="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/23/netflix-shuts-down-red-envelope-banner/#more-1886" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Xbox Xclusive: &#8216;Masters of Horror Take On Comedy&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/23/xbox-xclusive-masters-of-horror-take-on-comedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Every week something new and awesome comes from the Microsoft Xbox 360 camp. This week, they&#8217;ve announced that short comedy films from Horror directors will be coming to an Xbox near you.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/xbox-360-logo.jpg" alt="Xbox 360 Logo" height="185" width="274" />Every week something new and awesome comes from the Microsoft Xbox 360 camp. This week, they&#8217;ve announced that short comedy films from Horror directors will be coming to an Xbox near you. <a href="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/23/xbox-xclusive-masters-of-horror-take-on-comedy/#more-1884" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>&#8216;Hancock&#8217; Director Signs on for Hercules</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/23/hancock-director-signs-on-for-hercules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter Berg has signed on to take on Hercules for Universal Pictures. The &#8216;Hancock&#8217; director will produce and develop the fresh take, which will be co-financed by Spyglass and Universal.
The new film will be based on a comicbook series that was published in May by Steve Moore. The film will stay close to his
Berg will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hercules.jpg" alt="hercules.jpg" height="400" width="259" />Peter Berg has signed on to take on Hercules for Universal Pictures. The &#8216;Hancock&#8217; director will produce and develop the fresh take, which will be co-financed by Spyglass and Universal.</p>
<p>The new film will be based on a comicbook series that was published in May by Steve Moore. The film will stay close to his</p>
<p>Berg will also be directing a new version of &#8216;Dune&#8217; for Paramount.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not familiar with the comic, but I&#8217;m getting a serious sword and sandal feel from this one. It&#8217;s Universal, so Dwayne Johnson wouldn&#8217;t surprise me&#8230;. Who could you see as Hercules?</p>
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		<title>Bale Is Breaking My Heart  &#8230; Allegedly</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/22/bale-is-breaking-my-heart-allegedly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandin</dc:creator>
		
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It&#8217;s better you hear this from me than some stranger, but a police report has been filed by the mother and sister of demigod Christian Bale, alleging that he assaulted them while in a west London hotel the night before the European premiere. He hasn&#8217;t been charged and, when asked, Scotland Yard said that [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s better you hear this from me than some stranger, but a police report has been filed by the mother and sister of demigod Christian Bale, alleging that he assaulted them while in a west <st1 w:st="on"></st1><st1 w:st="on">London</st1> hotel the night before the European premiere. He hasn&#8217;t been charged and, when asked, Scotland Yard said that it was looking into allegations, but did not say if Bale was involved in the incident.<o></o></p>
<p>I am hoping it isn&#8217;t true, unless the allegation is that he assaulted them with awesome. I picture it like a care bear shooting hearts out of its chest, but instead of hearts, Bale shoots blinding rays of awesome that some people can&#8217;t handle. I&#8217;m pretty sure this is what happened. I should know. I&#8217;m a part-time FBI agent. I made this badge out of the bottom of a tin can, so it&#8217;s official. I am pretty sure that&#8217;s all it takes to be an agent. That and a great catch phrase&#8230; Bonkers, bonk you out. <o></o></p>
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		<title>More &#8216;Tintin&#8217; Updates</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/22/more-tintin-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As a huge fan, I&#8217;m following the Spielberg produced Tintin trilogy quite closely. Today it was announce that Steven Moffat, screenwriter of such shows as &#8220;Coupling,&#8221; and &#8220;Jekyll&#8221; has turned town a contract to write the first two films in the Tintin trilogy that has both Spielberg and Peter Jackson in the directors chairs respectively.
Apparently, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a huge fan, I&#8217;m following the Spielberg produced Tintin trilogy quite closely. Today it was announce that Steven Moffat, screenwriter of such shows as &#8220;Coupling,&#8221; and &#8220;Jekyll&#8221; has turned town a contract to write the first two films in the Tintin trilogy that has both Spielberg and Peter Jackson in the directors chairs respectively.</p>
<p>Apparently, Moffat was offered the chance to write for &#8216;Doctor Who,&#8217; a long time dream job that he could not deny. He did however finish the first &#8216;Tintin&#8217; script before the writers strike.</p>
<p>He was allowed out of a $2 million dollar contract he signed to write the &#8216;Tintin&#8217; scripts. His paycheck for &#8216;Doctor Who&#8217; will be about 30% of what he would have been paid to write the second &#8216;Tintin&#8217; film.</p>
<p>The &#8216;Tintin&#8217; film is still on track, with Spielberg beginning the first film before the end of this year.</p>
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		<title>Tom Cruise Offered &#8216;Top Gun 2?&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/22/tom-cruise-offered-top-gun-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sun is reporting that Tom Cruise has been offered a role to star in a Top Gun sequel, now 22 years since the first film.
Apparently, this time, Maverick is an instructor at the flight school, and has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.
In this day and age, nothing surprises me, but, honestly, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1448779.ece" target="_blank">The Sun</a> is reporting that Tom Cruise has been offered a role to star in a Top Gun sequel, now 22 years since the first film.</p>
<p>Apparently, this time, Maverick is an instructor at the flight school, and has to deal with a cocky new female pilot.</p>
<p>In this day and age, nothing surprises me, but, honestly, I think we could do without this one.</p>
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		<title>Sacha Baron Cohen Sells &#8216;Accidentes&#8217; Pitch</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/22/sacha-baron-cohen-sells-accidentes-pitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sacha Baron Cohen has sold a brand new pitch to Fox Atomic called &#8220;Accidentes,&#8221; a film about an ambulance-chasing personal injury lawyer.
The film is co-written by Peter Baynham and Sacha Baron Cohen, who worked together on the &#8216;Borat&#8217; feature.
The main character is a Latino lawyer who becomes a hero of the working class when he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sacha Baron Cohen has sold a brand new pitch to Fox Atomic called &#8220;Accidentes,&#8221; a film about an ambulance-chasing personal injury lawyer.</p>
<p>The film is co-written by Peter Baynham and Sacha Baron Cohen, who worked together on the &#8216;Borat&#8217; feature.</p>
<p>The main character is a Latino lawyer who becomes a hero of the working class when he helps an immigrant win a court case against a wealthy employer after a landscaping mishap.</p>
<p>Being that Sacha Baron Cohen is one of the best comedic minds in film these days, one can&#8217;t help but have high hopes. Currently, he is only producing this pitch, but here&#8217;s hoping he stars.</p>
<p>Cohen will be seen next in &#8216;Bruno,&#8217; another character from the popular &#8216;Da Ali G Show.&#8217;</p>
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		<title>Court Slaps FCC for Slapping CBS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vatche</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The first time I&#8217;d ever heard of a wardrobe malfunction had to be following Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake&#8217;s performance at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. For those of you who live under a rock, in this infamous performance, Justin Timberlake sings the words &#8220;I&#8217;ll have you naked by the end of this song,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first time I&#8217;d ever heard of a wardrobe malfunction had to be following Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake&#8217;s performance at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. For those of you who live under a rock, in this infamous performance, Justin Timberlake sings the words &#8220;I&#8217;ll have you naked by the end of this song,&#8221; reaches out, and tears a part of Janet Jackson&#8217;s top, revealing a single breast, with a sunburst nipple shield.</p>
<p>The FCC fined CBS $550,000 dollars for the &#8220;malfunction.&#8221; However, a federal appeals court has tossed out the fine, citing the FCC for acting &#8220;arbitrarily and capriciously.&#8221; Saying that the offending content should be &#8220;repeated,&#8221; and &#8220;pervasive,&#8221; to fall under the category of &#8220;indencent.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m all about this ruling, honestly, the amount of time and money that has been put into this absurd 9/16th of a second glimpse of a boob is probably staggering. Honestly, there are far too many uptight people in the world. At the end of the day, it was a few frames of a blurry breast, I&#8217;d be more frightened at what these kids hear about on the news.</p>
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		<title>Roger Ebert, Richard Roeper Tell Disney To Go Screw</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/21/roger-ebert-richard-roeper-tell-disney-to-go-screw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		
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Film critics Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper have announced that they are parting ways with &#8216;At the Movies.&#8217;  The show had been in a state of flux the past few years, what with Ebert not appearing on the program since June of 2006 due to medical problems, and the removal of the &#8216;Thumbs Up/ Thumbs [...]]]></description>
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<p>Film critics Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper have announced that they are parting ways with &#8216;At the Movies.&#8217;  The show had been in a state of flux the past few years, what with Ebert not appearing on the program since June of 2006 due to medical problems, and the removal of the &#8216;Thumbs Up/ Thumbs Down,&#8217; way of rating a movie.</p>
<p>In separate press releases, both Ebert and Roeper say they&#8217;ll be announcing plans for some sort of review show shortly.  Hopefully it&#8217;ll be together.  As much as I like Richard Roeper&#8217;s commentary and analysis on film, nothing can hold a candle to Roger Ebert.  I still love reading his reviews and interviews.  His &#8216;Great Movies&#8217; series is not to be missed.  If you haven&#8217;t read anything by Roger Ebert, run out and buy a copy of &#8216;Awake in the Dark,&#8217; a best-of compendium that you will find yourself trying to not read through in an afternoon.  Yes, it is that good.</p>
<p>Yes it&#8217;s a shame that the show is for all intents and purposes over.  (I can&#8217;t see it continuing without either Ebert or Roeper.)  I&#8217;m hopeful that the two will work together again soon.  Can&#8217;t wait to see what happens next.  -Sam</p>
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		<title>Justin Reviews: The Dark Knight</title>
		<link>http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/21/justin-reviews-the-dark-knight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long gone are the campy memories of Adam West as Batman.  No more do we have the gothic tales of Burton’s tortured soul Batman.  And Schumacher’s neon fetish Batman is now dead and buried (and, seriously, we’re all better for it).  Thanks to Nolan’s gritty, neo-realistic interpretation of Batman in his 2005 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/21/justin-reviews-the-dark-knight/batman-and-the-joker/" rel="attachment wp-att-1872" title="Batman and the Joker"><img src="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/darkknight2.jpg" alt="Batman and the Joker" align="left" /></a>Long gone are the campy memories of Adam West as Batman. <span> </span>No more do we have the gothic tales of <st1 w:st="on"></st1><st1 w:st="on">Burton</st1>’s tortured soul Batman. <span> </span>And Schumacher’s neon fetish Batman is now dead and buried (and, seriously, we’re all better for it). <span> </span>Thanks to Nolan’s gritty, neo-realistic interpretation of Batman in his 2005 flick ‘Batman Begins’, Batman is a man, a symbol, working to rally the hope of a blackened city to reclaim its greatness again. <span> </span>And that rally for the city to pull itself out of the darkness of the <st1 w:st="on">Narrows</st1> is challenged, put to the test, in this year’s utterly fantastic sequel, ‘The Dark Knight.’</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/2008/07/21/justin-reviews-the-dark-knight/#more-1871" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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