Friday, March 12th, 2010

Over the course of a week I watch a lot movies and neglect my responsibilities and personal hygiene, all for your benefit.  Here is the list of movies I have seen this past week.  Try to keep up:

Gerry & Elephant – I am going with a two for one [...]

I wasn’t able to get to as many movies as I would have liked to this week.  The reason?  My job.  Now, I can’t tell you what my I do (CIA agent), but I was called away on important business (following hot women from a safe and legal distance) and so I was only able [...]

Over the course of a week I watch a lot movies and neglect my responsibilities and personal hygiene, all for your benefit.  Here is the list of movies I have seen this past week.  Try to keep up:

The Headless Woman – This movie by Lucrecia Martel poses questions, [...]

Over the course of a week I watch a lot movies and neglect my responsibilities and personal hygiene, all for your benefit.  Here is the list of movies I have seen this past week.  Try to keep up:
Lost in La Mancha – There is bad luck, there is Murphy’s Law, then there is Terry Gilliam [...]

Over the course of a week I watch a lot movies and neglect my responsibilities and personal hygiene, all for your benefit.  Here is the list of movies I have seen this past week.  Try to keep up:

Sunshine – This syfy was was definitely more fy than sy.  I am not a billion percent [...]

Another week has passed.  It was a struggle to get some movie time in.  Do you think that stopped me?  No.  I am a professional.  So here we go again:
Over the course of a week I watch a lot movies and neglect my responsibilities and personal hygiene, all for your benefit.  Here is the list [...]

I woke up this morning and put on my old man pants, cappy, and decided to grampa it up. I am full of “back in my day” and “you don’t know how good you have it!” And, who doesn’t like a bitter old man ranting?! Well, you’re in luck, the bitter old man store is stocked up and open for business.

Over the course of a week I watch a lot movies and neglect my responsibilities and personal hygiene, all for your benefit.  Here is the list of movies I have seen this past week.  Try to keep up:

Inglorious Basterds – This was a rewatch from my summer viewing.  The fact that it is a [...]

Remember in Saved by the Bell: The College Years when Zack was presented with an opportunity to cheat on his ethics test?  Professor Lasky in his infinite wisdom and long luscious locks set up a test where he “accidentally” left the answer key on the floor for his students to find.  Every student cheated, except [...]

History is written by the winners because, well, everyone likes a winner and because losers tend not to write of their defeat.  Movies are the same.  We like to look back at films and discuss/debate over which were the best of last 365, which ones captivated, inspired, touched us, etc. etc., but in the words [...]

It has been a minute since I last posted, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been looking out for you.  All it takes to get me back in here delivering the hard hitting news to you is a goat that sounds like a man yelling.  Could I be considered a hero?  Well, if I’m not [...]

I am considered by most to be the coolest human being to ever exist. Maybe it’s because I have long flowy locks of hair, or maybe it’s the Fonzie-esque way I snap my fingers and 17 girls show up, but whatever it is, I tend not to argue.