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Rumors are a flying at the posibility of Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio doing a live action movie based on the documentary ‘Cocaine Cowboy.’ These rumors are flying despite the fact that DiCaprio has said that they are untrue. Do I think DiCap is telling the truth? Pssh! If I believed everything Leonardo said then I would all be worried about this “global warming” crap he keeps droning on about. Besides, even if global warming were true, the only thing it effects are the penguins, and they can just fly to Santas house to hang out with him and Jesus if it gets too hot.

My expert opinion is that this is as true as koalas are the most adorable export of Australia. Check back for further developments.

-Brandin